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Life is meaningless only if we allow it to be. Each of us has the power to give life meaning, to make our time and our bodies and our words into instruments of love and hope.

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Life is meaningless only if we allow it to be. Each of us has the power to give life meaning, to make our time and our bodies and our words into instruments of love and hope.

If you want something you have never had, then you have to do something you have never done.

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house.

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.

Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.

Every story has an ending. But in life every ending is just a new beginning.

There are three things life brings us: tears, smiles and memories. Tears gets wipe away. A smile fades away. But memories last a lifetime.

Life is like race between cat and rat. But rat mostly wins because cat runs for food rat runs for life. Always remember purpose is more important then need.

Every heart has a pain. Only the way of expressing it is different. Fools hide it in eyes, while brilliant hide it in their smile.

When you are always ahead of others, you are always walking alone.

When the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's really hard to get it back in.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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