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Never call a man a fool...just take his money.

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Never call a man a fool...just take his money.

Wife: Why did you come earlier today to home ? Husband : My Boss told me to go to HELL

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

The longest sentence known to man: “I do.”

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

Married men should forget their mistakes. There is no need for two people, to remember the same thing.

It is well known... Man stands up to get knocked down, woman lays down to get knocked up.

"I told my wife that a man is like a fine wine... I always get better with age. The next day, she locked me in the wine cellar."

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $2.95 a minute.

It is for the superfluous things of life that men sweat.

Twitter was invented by a man. A woman would have chosen a higher character limit.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

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