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Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.

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Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.

Love at first sight is easy to understand...it is when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

You never stop loving someone...you just learn to live without them.

If a rose represents love, then why does it always die?

A person who irritates you is always the one who loves you very much but fails to express it.

3 Main rules in Relationships: Don`t lie, Don`t cheat, and Don`t make promises you can`t keep.

The opposite of love is not hate, it`s indifference. If you hate someone, you still care.

In love there are two things: bodies and words.

Love is the beauty of the soul.

"Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate."

Loving you is like breathing. How can I stop?

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