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Best friendship sayings for twitter and facebook status updates

Friendship is not about whom you have known the longest... It is about who came, and never left your side...

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Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it.

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A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.

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There comes a point in your life when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will.

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Few friendships would survive if each one knew what his friend says of him behind his back.

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We can live without religion and meditation, but we cannot survive without human affection. - Dalai Lama

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Even after all this time, The sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with A love like that. It lights the whole sky!

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We don't need sugar, flour or rice or anything else. We just want to see our dear ones.

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You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can provide, but u only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of!!!! :D

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Three things of life that are most valuable - Love, self-confidence and friends. In you, I find all three.

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Good friends put a smile on your face, great friends make u crackup do hard u practically pee your pants!

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A friend is like a pillow u can hug when ur in trouble, cry when ur in pain and embrace when ur happy, when u need a friend so.....buy a pillow

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