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Ladies, life is short. So buy the shoes!

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Ladies, life is short. So buy the shoes!

Girls are soo beautiful, Loving, Caring and Understanding in .jpg format!

Women fall in love by what they hear. Men fall in love by what they see. that`s why most of the women put make up and most of the men lie.

Women are like phones. ..Love to be held & talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected.

For those who thinks a womans place is in the kitchen, just remember...thats where the knives are kept.

A woman's mind is clearner than a man's. She changes it more often.

What four animals does a woman like to have in her house? A tiger in bed, a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage and a jackass to pay for it all.

I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming?

Girls are like phones. We like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Man has his will, but woman has her way.

Why do all good looking woman have a surname called .JPG?

It's obvious women are smarter than men...think about it - diamonds are a girls best friend; mans best friend is a dog...

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